This is a Public Service Announcement.
All cinema goers are warned to avoid Banana Choc-Tops at all costs. Do not be deceived by pretty advertising and a childhood addiction to those chewy banana lollies. Although they taste exactly the same, the choc-top is a far more dangerous beast.
The modus operandi of the Banana Choc-Top is to lure the unsuspecting cinema-goer into scarfing down the entire confection, which is an enjoyable enough experience.
However, almost immediately, the consequences of this innocent action will be felt. Symptoms start with moderately banana-flavoured burps which are exascerbated by soft-drink consumption. This will progress to banana-flavoured belches. Severe cases may result in banana-flavoured hiccups. While not dangerous, these symptoms may continue without any lessening in strength for at least 8 hours. And, although banana-flavoured eruptions and exhalations are not particularly nasty, they ARE rather unfortunate when one is attempting to eat expensive sushi for dinner or for consuming any other non-banana-compatible food item.
Banana choc-tops have been spotted at Hoyts Candybars only at this point, but may be spreading further. If you see one, back away slowly and do not make eye-contact.
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February 26, 2008 at 8:32 pm
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Karen Halls
February 28, 2008 at 12:43 pm
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